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Your Blogging Staff Contributing to this blog: - "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender. - "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave’s Research Department, as well as being interested in men. - "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus. Syndicate this site Add me to your TypePad People list January 24, 2020 JUST RICE FOR US, THANKS Revolting video shows woman devouring bat amid coronavirus outbreak (Thanks to pharmaross) Posted by Dave on January 24, 2020 at 12:19 PM Permalink | Comments (14) GUYS IN ACTION A St. Petersburg man was arrested Tuesday morning for setting fire inside his apartment to stay warm. (Thanks to pharmaross) Posted by Dave on January 24, 2020 at 12:17 PM Permalink | Comments (4) NEEDLESS TO DAY IT HAD A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE DPS catches man using HOV lane with a skeleton decoration in his passenger seat (Thanks to pharmaross) Posted by Dave on January 24, 2020 at 12:14 PM Permalink | Comments (4) IT SANG ’COPACABANA’ Scientists Recreate Mummified Priest’s 3,000-Year-Old ‘Vocal Sound’ (Thanks to Janice Gelb) Posted by Dave on January 24, 2020 at 12:05 PM Permalink | Comments (7) TODAY’S ACTIVE SENIORS Grandmother caught with 200 pounds of meth (Thanks to Chris Elzi) Posted by Dave on January 24, 2020 at 12:00 PM Permalink | Comments (2) CSI: GEORGETOWN COUNTY, S.C. K-9 bites cow, SC deputy tases K-9, cow kicks deputy (Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert and somebody else we are unable to identify) Posted by Dave on January 24, 2020 at 11:58 AM Permalink | Comments (8) REST EASY, PEOPLE OF NATICK Natick Police arrest parking lot pooper. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Michael Parry, Al Barkafski, Matt Filar, pharmaross and Beth) Posted by Dave on January 24, 2020 at 11:52 AM Permalink | Comments (10) ’NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION’ A new immersive performance will allow audience members to experience a plane crash. (Thanks to Rod Nunley) Posted by Dave on January 24, 2020 at 11:48 AM Permalink | Comments (10) January 23, 2020 NOW *THIS* IS TALENT Lady Performs Song On Two Recorders, One In Each Nostril (Thanks to John Lobert) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 12:11 PM Permalink | Comments (11) WE WERE NOT AWARE THAT CANADIANS NEEDED IDs Ontario teen reportedly calls police to complain after fake ID didn’t arrive (Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 12:06 PM Permalink | Comments (4) NOW WITH ADDED MINERALS Man furious with Air Canada after wife finds rock in meal served on flight (Thanks to pharmaross) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 11:41 AM Permalink | Comments (11) A.K.A. ’JOE EXOTIC’ A former Oklahoma zookeeper and one-time candidate for governor was sentenced Wednesday to 22 years in prison for his role in a murder-for-hire plot and violating federal wildlife laws. (Thanks to pharmaross and Vernon) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 11:39 AM Permalink | Comments (7) THE WILD, WILD WESTERN PART OF BROOKLYN Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge reopens after livestock trailer crash (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Fortunately, the cattle, sheep and goats all had valid Florida driver’s licenses.") Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 11:38 AM Permalink | Comments (4) NEARLY A TWO-DAY SUPPLY Man arrested in Arizona with nearly $4 million worth of drugs in his car (Thanks to pharmaross) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 11:25 AM Permalink | Comments (5) FEELING STUFFED UP, DUDE? FDA Approves Cocaine Nasal Spray (Thanks to Rick Day) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 11:18 AM Permalink | Comments (7) OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR A couple’s wedding has been called off after the groom’s father and bride’s mother both disappeared in a suspected elopement. (Thanks to Matt Filar) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 11:15 AM Permalink | Comments (5) WE HARDLY KNEW YE Mr. Peanut is dead. (Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and pharmaross) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 11:08 AM Permalink | Comments (9) TAKE THAT, NEW YORK Adult ball pit party coming to Cleveland in February (Thanks to pharmaross) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 10:46 AM Permalink | Comments (7) THE NEWS FROM TASMANIA Rogue wombat ’Mr Bat’ relocated to Cradle Mountain after pestering Longford residents This has been The News From Tasmania. (Thanks to Janice Gelb) Posted by Dave on January 23, 2020 at 10:45 AM Permalink | Comments (7) January 22, 2020 ROLE MODEL OF THE WEEK SO FAR Ohio dad headbutts basketball referee during game involving 5th-grade girls, police say (Thanks to pharmaross) Posted by Dave on January 22, 2020 at 11:40 AM Permalink | Comments (3) Next » Search This Blog January 2020 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Lifestyle ### size: [[300,250]]Lifestyle ### size: [[300,250]]Archives January 2020 December 2019 November 2019 October 2019 September 2019 August 2019 July 2019 June 2019 May 2019 April 2019 March 2019 February 2019 January 2019 December 2018 November 2018 October 2018 September 2018 August 2018 July 2018 June 2018 May 2018 April 2018 March 2018 February 2018 January 2018 December 2017 November 2017 October 2017 September 2017 August 2017 July 2017 June 2017 May 2017 April 2017 March 2017 February 2017 January 2017 December 2016 November 2016 October 2016 September 2016 August 2016 July 2016 June 2016 May 2016 April 2016 March 2016 February 2016 January 2016 December 2015 November 2015 October 2015 September 2015 August 2015 July 2015 June 2015 May 2015 April 2015 March 2015 February 2015 January 2015 December 2014 November 2014 October 2014 September 2014 August 2014 July 2014 June 2014 May 2014 April 2014 March 2014 February 2014 January 2014 December 2013 November 2013 October 2013 September 2013 August 2013 July 2013 June 2013 May 2013 April 2013 March 2013 February 2013 January 2013 December 2012 November 2012 October 2012 September 2012 August 2012 July 2012 June 2012 May 2012 April 2012 March 2012 February 2012 January 2012 December 2011 November 2011 October 2011 September 2011 August 2011 July 2011 June 2011 May 2011 April 2011 March 2011 February 2011 January 2011 December 2010 November 2010 October 2010 September 2010 August 2010 July 2010 June 2010 May 2010 April 2010 March 2010 February 2010 January 2010 December 2009 November 2009 October 2009 September 2009 August 2009 July 2009 June 2009 May 2009 April 2009 March 2009 February 2009 January 2009 December 2008 November 2008 October 2008 September 2008 August 2008 July 2008 June 2008 May 2008 April 2008 March 2008 February 2008 January 2008 December 2007 November 2007 October 2007 September 2007 August 2007 July 2007 June 2007 May 2007 April 2007 March 2007 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 August 2006 July 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005...